Quote #6789
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #25615
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #25883
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #20479
A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with...
Quote #31349
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #21349
One of the great attractions of patriotism — it fulfills our worst wishes. In...
Quote #22119
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...