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I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize...
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The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make...
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That which is won ill, will never wear well, for there is a curse...
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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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If you can impress any man with an absorbing conviction of the supreme importance...
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #1227
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.