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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,...
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We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
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If you have much, give of your wealth if you have little, give of...
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I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.