Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #29481
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
Quote #403
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Quote #881
“Coolidge is dead” “How could they tell?
Quote #23642
Malice drinks one half of its own poison.
Quote #33109
Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use...
Quote #28357
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #16819
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...