Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #4883
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Quote #23467
Think to yourself that every day is your last the hour to which you...
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #23874
I don’t know what you could say about a day in which you have...
Quote #2997
The love of money is the root of all virtue.
Quote #19571
All things in the world come from being. And being comes from non-being.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.