Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #30875
Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Quote #14153
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #11503
(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only...
Quote #3140
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they...
Quote #5592
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Quote #13796
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #29179
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...