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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
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The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Facts are stupid things.
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A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
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Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
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In order to write about life, first you must live it!