Quote #5042
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #18891
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #21799
I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
Quote #31369
The highest reward for man’s toil is not what he gets for it, but...
Quote #11877
I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
Quote #17759
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Quote #12764
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #33522
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor...
Quote #13281
No man resolved to make the most of himself has time to waste on...