Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #29761
Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion...
Quote #18258
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Quote #32318
If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
Quote #11906
In a way the CID man was pretty lucky, because outside the hospital the...
Quote #10500
We make our fortunes and call them fate.
Quote #9751
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #33920
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #28118
Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually...
Quote #26782
I don’t think it’s the function of Congress to function well. It should drag...