Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
Quote #5862
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #34046
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #15642
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
Quote #13287
Truth is so difficult to find that, when one hears it, it shines through.
Quote #5817
There are no speed limits on the road to excellence.
Quote #7931
You cannot step twice into the same river.
Quote #924
A cult is a religion with no political power.
Quote #29327
Wealth and children are the adornment of life.