Quote #10171
I?d like to be the person I could have been but never was.
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It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
Quote #1606
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Quote #15948
There are many men whose tongues might govern multitudes if they could govern their...
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #10588
I do not want to die… until I have faithfully made the most of...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
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The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #30358
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...