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There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
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Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...
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We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter.
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.