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I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller...
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
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Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not...
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often...