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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
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Wisdom begins in wonder.
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A thing is not proved just because no one has ever questioned it. What...
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We are living beyond our means. As a people we have developed a lifestyle...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread...
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
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The truest mark of being born with great qualities, is being born without envy.
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The remarkable thing is that we really love our neighbors as ourselves: we do...