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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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I have learned to use the word ‘impossible’ with the greatest caution.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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Don Corleone Someday – and that day may never come – I’ll call upon...
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A child is the root of the heart.
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Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I...
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It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington’s cherry...
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Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...