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In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
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Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his...
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
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The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
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Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.