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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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During these times, when crazy people are running the government, all you can do...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #21954
The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
Quote #14516
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote #25949
You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
Quote #5487
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the...
Quote #116
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
Quote #17635
It is better to be envied than pitied.
Quote #14277
Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight...