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We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
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You are not likely to get anywhere in particular if you don’t know where...
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Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
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Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
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You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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Many a man that couldn’t direct you to the drug store on the corner...
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There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...