Quote #1065
Start slow and taper off.
Quote #20495
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #8033
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #32096
Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #14194
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.