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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
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There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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But who is to guard the guards themselves
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Men seek but one thing in life – their pleasure.
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You give but little when you give of your posessions. It is when you...
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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.