Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #33177
The world is exactly like you think it is, and that’s why.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #20978
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Quote #24001
Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #34426
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
Quote #18525
‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...