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People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven’t got...
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered...
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In...
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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the...
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.