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Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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All this will not be finished in the first hundred days. Nor will it...
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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Quote #2944
The police…..always wanting to play games.
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Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.
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What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and...
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You can be young without money but you can’t be old without it.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...