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I’ve had enough success for two lifetimes, My success is talent put together with...
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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
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Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees...
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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
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Life’s simplest things are love, and kindly friends, Nature’s sweet charm of earth and...
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You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
Quote #15524
Nature abhors a vacuum. When a head lacks brains, nature fills it with conceit.