Quote #27116
The easiest thing of all is to deceive one’s self for what a man...
Quote #19079
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #15849
There are few things reason can discover with so much certainty and ease as...
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #11756
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Quote #18865
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #15174
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on...
Quote #29567
You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...