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There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,...
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What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
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Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
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We love those who know the worst of us and don’t turn their faces...