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No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
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Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but...
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Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
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Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...
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Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no...