Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #21622
A man of good will with a little effort and belief in his own...
Quote #27305
Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from...
Quote #29815
It’s the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
Quote #14747
Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #32154
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #26609
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...