Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #20326
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Quote #9333
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #4588
No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Quote #23846
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
Quote #1214
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh,...
Quote #33811
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can’t last.
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.