Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #8161
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Quote #1346
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value...
Quote #18764
All that spirits desire, spirits attain.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #25181
Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And...
Quote #29101
It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.