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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken...
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his...
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There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far...
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Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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I drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
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Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.