Quote #34912
Words are a heavy thing…they weigh you down. If birds talked, they couldn’t fly.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #28688
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
Quote #21684
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that...
Quote #27218
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #19871
It is not enough merely to exist. It’s not enough to say, ‘I’m earning...
Quote #22990
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
Quote #30398
I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the...
Quote #9634
Invention is the mother of necessity.