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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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I’d rather give my life than be afraid to give it.
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What force is more potent than love?
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7184
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a...
Quote #5517
Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times it ws...
Quote #15322
To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to...