Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Quote #32642
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Quote #31777
How often misused words generate misleading thoughts.
Quote #33911
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of...
Quote #33163
Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil.
Quote #13051
The Net interprets censorship as damage… and routes around it.