Quote #31657
Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren’t successful. I just...
Quote #18872
Information Superhighway is really an acronym for ‘Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing...
Quote #30156
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you’re born, and...
Quote #7045
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #2017
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on...
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #11310
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of...
Quote #32067
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.