Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #13951
If you rest, you rust.
Quote #33306
Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
Quote #10332
And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap...
Quote #474
No more tears now; I will think about revenge.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #4700
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #8102
The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.