Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #779
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or...
Quote #28808
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be...
Quote #30964
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
Quote #31305
To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
Quote #8831
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...
Quote #29384
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #9116
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well...
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.