Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
Quote #20805
To die, to sleep –To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there’s the rub,For in...
Quote #31361
Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if...
Quote #28250
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Quote #29067
Rhythm is the basis of life, not steady forward progress. The forces of creation,...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #27503
The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those...
Quote #2673
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.