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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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He who teaches children learns more than they do.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
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Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
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Life is all one piece. Men err when they think they can be inhuman...
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.