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Fill all thy bones with aches.
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Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or ill, it teaches...
Quote #7887
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27002
My future starts when I wake up every morning… Every day I find something...
Quote #17219
Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age.
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The quickest way to reach the point of success is to follow a straight...
Quote #16328
“Knowledge, without common sense,” says Lee, is “folly; without method, it is waste; without...
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #25605
He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar...