Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #32597
To fail is a natural consequence of trying, To succeed takes time and prolonged...
Quote #24839
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #34211
The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is...
Quote #5522
It is better to die standing on your feet, than live the rest of...
Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #11082
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #20306
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.