Quote #14708
People who know the least always argue the most.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Quote #8424
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #6192
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #33684
No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never...
Quote #18286
The moment you’re born you’re done for.