Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #29514
I am neither an optimist nor pessimist, but a possibilist.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #6074
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
Quote #32048
I have everything, yet have nothing and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #26957
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to...
Quote #5334
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #15787
Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.