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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
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If we don’t want to see the map of Central America covered in a...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
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The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...