Quote #10674
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #24965
Reconciliation should be accompanied by justice, otherwise it will not last. While we all...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #8137
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
Quote #23941
Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
Quote #33994
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I...