Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #25361
In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
Quote #10100
If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
Quote #5433
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #26374
The miracles of the church seem to me to rest not so much upon...
Quote #20165
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #7566
Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could...
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.