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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a...
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One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
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It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to...
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Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing...
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
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In the Norse mythology Loki originally was on the side of the rest of...
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Perhaps this is our strange and haunting paradox here in America — that we...
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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...
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I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do...