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All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Keep your eyes to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
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Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
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I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...