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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in...
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In God we trust all others must pay cash.
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
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Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and...
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America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We...
Quote #6243
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #12807
He that seeks trouble never misses.
Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...