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While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense… these are legalisms,...
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When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
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Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
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Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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What greater pain could mortals have than this To see their children dead before...
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A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
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For what are posessions but things we guard for fear we might need them...
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If all the world’s a stage, then where is the audience sitting